Wanted in Connection with:
Causing Chaos across the UK - Gooing in a public place -
Conspiracy to Goo landmarks within the United Kingdom
Name: Twisted Bar
Aliases: TB, Mr T. Wisted, Goodon Brown, Mrs Twist, Mr T. W. Isted - M.D
D-O-B: Unknown
Height: 10cm
Weight: 45g
Build: Stocky
Complexion: Chocolatey
Records of Convictions to date: 24
Violations: Gooing public figures. Celebrity Gooings.
Gooing landmarks across the UK. Conspiring with other bars to
create gooey mayhem. Organising illegal gooing attacks
Using the Internet to create widespread chaos with goo.
Breaking and Entering. Gooing and Breaking again.
Outstanding Warrants:5
Considered armed with Goo and dangerous
If you have any information concerning Twisted bars, please contact your local CIA office or the nearest Cadbury Embassy or Consulate Reward leading to conviction - Twisted Bars
